| Name | Gormadoc Deepdelver |
| Strengths | Has great resilience to sharing pink rooms with like-minded males. |
| Weaknesses | Delves in the dark magics. |
| Dress code accuracy | Very good. Cloak from day one. A bit of rain though can turn him into a polyester clad Darth Vader lookalike. |
| Favourite beer | Half a pint of european lager. |
| Alcohol tolerance | Poor. Though, he enjoys a drink immensely. |
| Female repelance | Average. Sometimes lapses into quiet charm. |
| Character toughness | Sometimes reverts from a dark character capable of mischief to a light one, full of gladness. |
| Magic skills | Very powerful. Is believed to hold one of the seeing stones and communicate with other powerful dark craft users. |
| Bare footedness (hobbits only) | Does not go barefooted. Must be one of the Stoors. |
| Heroism | The opposite of a hero. His villainous ways encourage others to drink cheap lager and watch football on the television set. |
| Tobacco skills | Although not a regular smoker, his pipe takes pride of place in his homestead. |
| Summary | This year's King Lear!!!!!!!!!! As one of the corner stones of the crew, his eagerness to adapt the full regalia and spirit of hobbitdom are without question. His unwillingness to bow down to pressure from beer swilling monsters and stick to his own capabilities of drinking halfs and eating salads has stood him in good stead to postpone his waning health and physical deterioration. However, there is rumour that this year's trip may be his last although none believe he will abandon his friends in their hour of need and that his alter ego will not get the better of him. Please don't go, Gormadoc, please, don't go. |