| Name | Radagast 'The bird tamer' the Brown |
| Strengths | Revolting pervertedness. |
| Weaknesses | Unmentionable. |
| Dress code accuracy | Brilliant. See above |
| Favourite beer | Partial to a Schehallion. |
| Alcohol tolerance | Apart from a period of slight abstenance, very tolerant. |
| Female repelance | Poor. Most females would like a taste of his abilities. Birds love his custard. |
| Character toughness | Strong as the foundations of the earth. |
| Magic skills | One of the white council. Although if Gandalf heard of his antics, his staff would certainly be broken |
| Bare footedness (hobbits only) | Not applicable and a good job. Most wouldn't be able to bear the exposure. |
| Heroism | A hero of gigantic magnitude. |
| Tobacco skills | Good. The light of his pipe has revealed his features in darkened rooms. |
| Summary | Radagast is of extremely high character. He can summon the eagles, he can transform into deathly effigies, his abilities are even as yet not fully tested. However his great powers lie in his persuasiveness of the female kind. His ability to decieve and corrupt their very thoughts brings a fear that make grown men blanch and fall silent.The revealing of himself on our journeys is intermittent and yet one can sense his brooding presence in his absence as one can sense the direction of the sun with ones eyes closed. A formidable component of the continually rolling wheel of the hobbit holidays. |